The Advisor
>You, Loki, and Thor are walking around London in summer 2012, enjoying the aura of the Olympics.
Loki: Mum, you mentioned a trip we’re taking?
Thor: Oh yes, Mother. I think you said something about your home planet.
>You stop looking around and turn toward your sons. They’re so young and yet…
Zandov: I think it will be great for the boys. They get to learn lots of cool shi- I mean stuff…
>You smile at him.
Advisor: Hello Zandov. And yes, they’ll learn so much. Loki seems up for it, I don’t know about Thor…
IT’S LIKE GIVING AN AWARD TO A BABY OSTRICH
moffat’s and sue’s faces tho
(Source: agenttrailer, via sherlockologyandstuff)
>You, Loki, and Thor are walking around London in summer 2012, enjoying the aura of the Olympics.
Loki: Mum, you mentioned a trip we’re taking?
Thor: Oh yes, Mother. I think you said something about your home planet.
>You stop looking around and turn toward your sons. They’re so young and yet on Gallifrey they would have already been taken to look into the Untempered Schism. You consider showing them some of the Time Vortex… Not enough to hurt them, just so they can feel what you do, feel the timelines and planets. Maybe later, when they’re older.
Advisor: Yes, boys. There’s a planet out there that has been dedicated to Gallifrey. A memorial, if you will. It has the history of the Time War, and information on what Gallifrey used to be like, all the way back from Rassilon’s time.
>Loki’s eyes brighten, and he bounces up and down in eagerness. Thor seems less enthused.
Thor: Mother, I’m sure this is a nice thing for you, but why do we have to go? It isn’t our home planet. We’ve never been there.
Loki: Thor! This is the history of our people! Don’t you want to know? I’m sure it will be fascinating.
THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T
love how we all know what duckling this was referring to
(via kilisbeard)
i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem
basically you want to be a father
this is the most accurate thing i ever read
(Source: crazyfrogvevo, via pair--of--docs)
dave meets dirk
TG: ok so I know you’re not him
TG: Just let me fucking pretend for a second
Based on this amazing picture: http://zerotation.tumblr.com/post/25048394009/sad-strider-feels
Dave: nightamethyst.tumblr.comDirk: johnmpreg.tumblr.com
Photographer: thesleepyotaku.tumblr.com
this is one of the many times when i wonder why i’m allowed near photoshop
yes sherlock gets two for twice the insanity
(via lastservantofmorgoth)
I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr
Well I’ll be dimmadamned.
I’m DimmaDONE
homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years
i am crying right now i love you europe
(via pielock)
