>You, Loki, and Thor are walking around London in summer 2012, enjoying the aura of the Olympics.
Loki: Mum, you mentioned a trip we’re taking?
Thor: Oh yes, Mother. I think you said something about your home planet.
>You stop looking around and turn toward your sons. They’re so young and yet on Gallifrey they would have already been taken to look into the Untempered Schism. You consider showing them some of the Time Vortex… Not enough to hurt them, just so they can feel what you do, feel the timelines and planets. Maybe later, when they’re older.
Advisor: Yes, boys. There’s a planet out there that has been dedicated to Gallifrey. A memorial, if you will. It has the history of the Time War, and information on what Gallifrey used to be like, all the way back from Rassilon’s time.
>Loki’s eyes brighten, and he bounces up and down in eagerness. Thor seems less enthused.
Thor: Mother, I’m sure this is a nice thing for you, but why do we have to go? It isn’t our home planet. We’ve never been there.
Loki: Thor! This is the history of our people! Don’t you want to know? I’m sure it will be fascinating.
dave meets dirk
TG: ok so I know you’re not him
TG: Just let me fucking pretend for a second
homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years
i am crying right now i love you europe